I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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