He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Randomize
