I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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