The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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