He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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