i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Pants are for mortals
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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