Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I am naked and annoyed.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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