Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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