Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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