My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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