Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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