He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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