? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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