1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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