I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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