Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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