Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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