Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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