my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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