Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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