The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
