i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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