Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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