Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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