you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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