my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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