NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i've created a new STD.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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