I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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