I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
