so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Randomize
