We got so high we made milksteak
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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