Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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