Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
