There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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