Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
That's intense
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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