It's like God shit irony all over that family
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
