Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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