Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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