i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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