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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  dude, you're being a jerk.

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  sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.

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  That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.

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• (914): View more from New York

  all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is

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• (646): View more from New York

  Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.

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  OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation

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• (626): View more from California

  I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  COCAINE IS GR8

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• (805): View more from California

  I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?

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• (949): View more from California

  I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.

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