I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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