I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Me too!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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