Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize