Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I love black thongs
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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