Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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