My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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