Got a toothbrush?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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