her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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