Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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