Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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