I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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