why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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