This girl is more easily done than said...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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