I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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