I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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