Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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